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1、How much English can you speak? "Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he onl...

因为我们意境不同,语言不同,所以自然翻译过来的也不一定有笑点。再说了,英语是很精确的语言,在学习英语的这十几年里颇有体会,比如郭敬明天见可以有很多种解释,但是英文see you tomorrow, Guo Jing只有一种解释

.The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the d...

1、Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛)them! 斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德:...

1、A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of...

1)The poor husband可怜的丈夫 "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half ...

TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学校-...

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

police=跑累死 chairman=柴门 boss=饱死 judge=榨汁 lawyer=姥爷 thank you=三克油 shade=谁的 square=四拐哦 yes=爷死 Miss=妹死 See you tommorow=谁在偷吃猫肉 watermelon=我的美人 nurse=螺丝 girl=割耳 good morning=鼓捣猫呢

1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV. Mum:There is no electricity tonight. Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克:妈妈,我想看电视。 妈妈:今晚停电了。 迈克:那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。 2.The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish n...

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