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谁能告诉我50个英语小笑话,还要带上中文啊,最好...

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤,而跳蚤身上却不...

去医院看病,找到医生:“医生我的病又复发了。” 医生说:“先把病例拿给我看看。” 我就给了,他盯着病例看了五分钟,一会而皱眉,一会而思索。 我弱弱的问:“医生,还有救吧。” 医生干咳了两声:“呃,你这个病例我记得是我写的啊,怎么现在我也看...

joke 英[dʒəʊk] 美[dʒoʊk] n. 笑话,玩笑; 笑柄,笑料; vt. 开玩笑; 戏弄; 闹着玩; 说着玩;

1)The poor husband可怜的丈夫 "You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half ...

my little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 我的狗不识字 布朗夫人:哦, ...

我只会中文 笑话:谁不笑就是傻逼。

He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆:约翰...

【这是个超冷的笑话】 He said to her, "if you don't marry me, I'll die." She refused him. Sixty years later, he died. 他对她说,“如果你不嫁给我,我就会死。” 她拒绝了他。 六十年以后,他死了。

.The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the d...

1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到? 汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:"学...

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